NO! Just... no.

People of the world, take note!! Specifically people of my office building. It does NOT help to either repeatedly press or hold down the "close door" button on the elevator. Nor does it help to hold down or repeatedly press the buttons for the floors, whether you are on the elevator or waiting for the elevator. Therefore it also is stupid and to no avail for you to press the "close doors" button... when the doors are already in the process of CLOSING! Oh... my... G O S H ! ! ! ! ! Are this many of you really that compulsive? It never ceases to amaze me.